densityschild: there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
When cute babies stare at you in public:
I always just get this blank look back like: Then I get paranoid that they’re parents think I’m like a pedophile…
richwhitelesbian: im so glad i met the internet
riversgron: OF COURSE
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
karkats-crotch: what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling