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officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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homofarts:

pedrothepie:

homofarts:

funfact

octopuses have three hearts

and they still couldnt love you

as much as i do

The hearts only job is to circulate blood by pushing it throughout your body and lungs. It is incapable of feeling love on its own.

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coolator:

hey if you’re against lgbt rights you’re a bad person. there’s no ifs ands or buts, you’re an actual shitty person and hiding behind your religious beliefs doesn’t change that. 

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bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

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floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

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bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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i am dying from unrequited love